please come you make the beer taste better
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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