I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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