OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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