My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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