New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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