She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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