she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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