No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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