I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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