You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Boobs speak an international language.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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