well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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