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(802): View more from Vermont

Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital

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(+44): View more from England

phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...

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(702): View more from Nevada

whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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(772): View more from Florida

The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.

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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night

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(702): View more from Nevada

I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.

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