David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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