idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm like, not good at living.
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