Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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