their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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