The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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