it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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