ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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