yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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