question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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