3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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