Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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