We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
