piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
How's work?
Spinning.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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