Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
