return my video game
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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