im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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