I'm laying in your front yard are you home
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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