is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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