I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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