perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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