I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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