i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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