everyone is single if you try hard enough
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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