i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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