dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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