"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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