I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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