Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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