sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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