Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
two words: eviction party
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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