I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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