my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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