He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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