My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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