Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Can I color on your dick again?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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