I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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