I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If I had your ass I would rule the world
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
