I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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