Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Randomize
