i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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