who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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